mall chick
girls (typically emo or scene) who spend basically all their time at the mall. not to buy anything, just to be there.
you’ll probably see them in pretty much the same group every time you go to the mall.
if they think you’re attractive, they’ll most likely tell you.
stereotypically (but not necessarily) easy.
there are also mall dudes, but they’re not quite as distinctive nor as common as the mall chick.
“dude we saw those mall chicks here last time.”
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