mall claw


woman’s hairstyle popular in the 80’s but perpetuated today where the bangs or fringe are cut long then hairsprayed into a pouffy “claw” in front.
most effective when paired with a sparkly “scrunchie”.
girl 1: wow, stacey, check out that mall claw!
girl 2: hey, i used to have a scrunchie like that!

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