mall druid


whiney suburban pseudogoth. hates their parents/world, hangs out at hot topic. really f-cking lame.
mall druid: hey tabitha lets go sacrifice some puppies to satan in the fountain next to the food court!

sorry i can’t i have homework, lol! cult geo is the suxxors!

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