mall fatigue


when, after the m-ssive amount of time spent in a mall for the holidays, people shop at any location, even if it is a location with worse customer service, provided it is a standalone store.
i would go visit those guys at the verizon kiosk in the mall, since they’re more knowledgeable in their products, but this mall fatigue is killing me. i’ll just go to that other store.
the fatigue felt after standing around and doing nothing while your girlfriend is shopping in store after store.
oh man! i have such bad mall fatigue after after spending quality time with the girlfriend
the feeling experienced prior to christmas day when you simply can’t continue shopping due to excessive tiredness, confusion and anxiety. usually triggered by many hours spent in shopping malls, mall fatigue will cause you make bad consumer decisions in an attempt to finish quickly and escape the horror of the christmas shopping rush.
shopper 1: “i simply can’t go on. i think i have mall fatigue.”
shopper 2: “i can tell – your eyes are red and you can’t walk in a straight line.”
shopper 1: “i know. make it stop!”

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