mall fort


a fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that’s used for the purpose of having s-x, making love, performing oral, and/or making c-msies.
them: “wow! where have you guys been? you were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! and why are your faces red?!”

us: “oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time”

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