Mall Harpy


1) sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.

2) retailers who don’t understand “no.”

“i was going through cosmetics at dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies.”

“when walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume.”

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