mall kid


a mall goth/punk/emo kid who stands outside of hot topic, spencers, or a somewhat obsecure store just because thats the cool hip place. mall kids also are the ones getting kicked out of the mall more then the mall rats.

mall rats > mall kids
dude look at the mallkid shes trying to be really cool and scene
any emo/goth child in the junior high that likes to stand outside the stores in the mall or walk around the mall for hours on end without actually buying anything.

also known as all the sophmores at quincy senior high.

also known as mall goths.
devin is such a mall kid!

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