mall legs


a condition consisting of tired legs, resulting from too much unwanted time spent walking around the mall with your wife/girlfriend/mom. sometimes includes tiredness in upper body/arms.

may also be used to describe similar afflictions experienced in other venues.
i can’t handle old navy right now, mom. we’ve been here for three hours and i have a serious case of mall legs.

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