Mall Surprise
the act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot sp-ces.
anita: hey where did you get that dent?
joe: ugh, i got a mall surprise last tuesday.
anita: b-mmer -__- always park far away…
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