Mall Wall


related to mall hair. but this term specifically refers the the bangs in front that are teased and/or blow-dried and hair-sprayed so much it stands straight up in front. this action creates a mall wall. (archaic term)
tina had so much hair spray on her bangs, her mall wall would survive a tsunami!
2 more definitions
a group of people walking slowly parallel to eachother(shoulder to shoulder), in a narrow isled shopping plaza, which creates a physical baracade allowing no one to p-ss on either side.
bill only had a 15 minute break at work so so he rushed to the food court to grab some pizza, only to be stopped by a mall wall consisting of two old women, two strollers, and a few d-ck head prep school kids.
the point where you are exhausted/annoyed from walking and shopping through the mall and need to rest and/or get a energizing beverage.
dude, lets find a starbucks in this place, we’ve been shopping for a while and i’m totally hitting a mall wall.

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