mallatorium


a moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. usually commences black friday and continues past valentine’s day. done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.
“i need to go get my girlfriend a christmas present, but i’d rather order it online. i’ve imposed a mallatorium between now and february.”

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