mallcore goth

mallcore goth: (n.) one who tends to hang out at the mall in almost all of their free time and can usually be found hanging out inside/outside of stores like hot topic and spenser’s gifts. they tend to wear heavy black eyeshadow, black lipstick, and black nail polish, as well as funny little designs around the eyes and lips that are created with the eyeshadow. they tend to wear clothes with excessive amounts of chains and cuffs, loops, rings, and bondage straps, and lots of fishnet clothing, and thigh-high boots. music tends to be the sorts of such bands: korn, slipknot, my chemical romance, linkin park, and other bands of the sort.
the kids you see around the mall, school, general public who look depressed, when in actuallity they’re not. they’re just p-ss-es looking for attention who like to whine and moan in their free time about how sh-tty their lives are, when in actuallity, they live a life with higher status than the average middlecl-ss family. their parents actually love them, and they’re right, but they need to put on a fake show because they’re attention wh-r-s.
noun
1) someone who wears the “you laugh at me because i’m different, i laugh at you because you’re the same” t-shirt, which itself is m-ss produced by the same company that owns abercrombie and fitch for their “alternative” store, hot topic.
2) someone who exaggerates their life in a private neighborhood so it becomes worse than those children in africa who are starving to death and dying of aids at the same time.
adj.
used to describe anything that would imply the behaviors above.
noun:
1) heh heh, that mallcore goth wears the same eyeliner ashlee simpson uses.
2) ha, look at this, i found the mallcore goth’s journal. . .here it is “pain, suffering, cutting the flesh. . .”

adj:
slipknot is mallcore goth and safe for small children.