mallet fingers
mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.
jane: did you have fun with raymond last night.
cat: yeah i heard you went back with him!?
lucy: yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
jane: ooh ouch!
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