Mallhattan


what manhattan has become since the giuliani era… little more than corporate outposts, a starbuck’s on every corner, and a place of employment for all those who commute from the other four boroughs.
in mallhattan, we have a k-mart just off the subway in the east village; a home depot in chelsea; an ikea threatening to wipe out red hook in brooklyn; and a barnes & n-ble or borders replacing every cool bookstore you ever visited.

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