Malligator
a sloppy drunk girl who will stop at nothing to get in your pants. usually so drunk that you will not want her in your pants. a malligator lives on a steady diet of whisky and 99 cent tacos.
watch out, man. there’s a malligator over in that corner
n.- mythical animal with big blue eyes. found mainly in the malls of michigan. although found at the top of the food chain, usually a vegetarian by choice. able to cause smiles simply by her presence. also the best girl, la la la. see also princess
“i want a penguin, and a giraffe, and an elephant…and a malligator”
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