Mallory-Status
a nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as mallory-status. most never meet someone that qualifies as mallory-status in person.
i mean yeah she’s really hot but she’s no mallory-status
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