the state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very ident-ty.
girlfriend: what shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

boyfriend: i must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all i got was this puppy!

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