Malmö
malmö is the third largest town of sweden. malmö is located in southern sweden, in a part of sweden called scania (skåne, in swedish).
by american standards, malmö is pretty small; malmö doesn’t even have a million habitants.
i was in malmö yesterday.
(pr-nounced: málmø:, also spelled malmoe, or misspelled malmo)
third largest city in sweden. located in the very south (skåne). conquered by sweden with the rest of skåneland in 1658. area code: 040. the city harbours strong anti-stockholm sentiments. the people be called malmöiter (eng: malmoeites).
malmö ff be the best soccer team in sweden, and the home club of juventus’ zlatan ibrahimovic.
half the population is not ethnically swedish (24% born abroad). islam be the most practized religion with 16% malmoeites muslims. fox news got all upset by this.
malmoe be struggeling with high unemployment, highest rates of murder and organized crime sweden, currupt politicians etc, but is actually a nice place.
malmöit: yo b-tch can we f-ck?
chic: f-ck you you dirty, slow-talking pr-ck!
malmöit: i be from 040, y’know.
chic: i’m all yours!
guy from stockholm: hi, i’m from stockholm.
malmöit: click-clack blast
guy from stockholm: cough
malmö (pr-nounced mulm-uh) is the third largest city in sweden with 300,000 inhabitants.
it’s also famous for having a large pool of women who look like rosie o’donnell but act like paris hilton. the consequence of this is that any attempt to initiate a conversation with a random, mediocre looking woman at a bar in malmö is usually met with first with an angry look, and then quickly with a pejorative like “get lost”.
because of this, the word “malmö” has started to be used as an adjective to describe any situation or person that can be considered lame, boring, p-ssive aggressive or outright hostile, or acting as if they are something they are not.
– dude, let’s get out of here, the girls at this party are so frigging malmö.
– i talked to this chick but she just turned her back on me; i have no idea why she went malmö on me!
– i tried to change my order with the waitress but she just ignored me. if she is gonna be so malmö, then i’m not gonna tip her!
– i’m feeling so malmö today, i think i’m just going to stay home.
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