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one having the p-n-s the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
i knew after his d-ck hit water when he was sh-tting he was hung like a malone.
another word for “melons”
referring to large br–sts
dude.. did you see her malones??
malones!!!
a loser; one who has strange one liners; a person you make fun of so that you feel better about yourself; a target of many jokes
person 1: “that’s so batman”
person 2: what a malone

person 1: there was a smattering of them.
person 2: what a malone

most famous malone saying: “you don’t malone me, i malone you”
this has a number of different meanings:

1) can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.

2) or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes s-xual in nature.
1) person1: h-llo! nice to meet you. my name is (insert name). yours?

person2:
hoonamoona balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.

person1:
you…are a malone.

2) person1:
what’d you do last night?

person2:
i had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt…

person1:
maaaloooone!!!
derived from c-ck malone this word is used as in insult which has no meaning. the usage of this word is to insult people without them knowing what is going on. perfect for use on your boss, little sister, teacher, professor, parents and extended family, etc.
boss: charles im gonna need you to come in on sunday
charles: no you lousy malone
boss: did you just call me a malone
charlie: yes
boss: hey, i like you kid, you dont need to come in on sunday
chuck: thanks sir…..ya c-ck malone !!!!!!
man who spits on lasange whilst wearing female cuff links.

also, a name used by females to describe a shocking kisser.
he maloned on my pasta!

that guy was a malone in the bedroom, so i dumped him!!