Maloning
verb. to malone: when a male partic-p-tes in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. often used in a “so close, yet so far away” metaphoric reference.
well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when i started getting excited, she said she wasn’t in the mood and we just ended up maloning.
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