maloof


(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
basketball-team owner: we don’t like our team’s arena. we’re moving immediately unless you build a new one.

city: ok, even though you owe us money for that old arena – which is perfectly usable — we’ve spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we’ll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

nba: and we’ll lend you most of the upfront costs.

owner: oh. i don’t know if that’s good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. we’ll get back to you.

city and nba: what a maloof!
verb. making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans. named after the gayboy maloof brothers who jewed the city of sacramento and kings fans.
dan: brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

rick: nice!!! you gonna call her again!?

dan: nah bro, it was a hit it and maloof it.
a stupid person who has a blank, droopy, mouth open look on their face often especially when they are nervous or scared. they are too stupid to react so their face just keeps getting droopier and it makes you want to punch them in their mook looking face.
me: next time do what i tell you, you f-cking maloof.
maloof: (dumb droopy face)
me: g-d i want to punch you in your stupid face so bad!
maloof: (extremely dumb, droopy face with a hint of fear)
a slang term used to describe someone who is of the arabic race and is h-m-s-xual. some synonyms of “maloof” are “gay” and “f-g.” if you are called a maloof please call local authorities because it is a form of racism and needs to be stopped before it gets out of hand.
white guy – “get out of my country you f-cking maloof. we don’t like your kind around here.”

maloof – “hey now, do not make me telephone the local authorities, i will take my cellular phone out of my pocket and dial 911.”

white guy – “you maloofs really are gay.”
a ballin’ -ss white dude who is extremely fly and completely successful in all facets of life.
did you see that honkey grewe? dude is such a maloof.
a person who uses slang s-xual terminology on a regular basis.
that kid dave is such a maloof
a term used to describe the palms casino resort in las vegas.
named for the family that owns the hotel, the maloof’s.
the palms: a maloof casino resort

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