Malphas


a tight -rs-d demon that can’t handle any type of situations other than by demonizing. also a sort of excrement that you can find coming from ‘farts’. a little sh-t particle that floats around in the air after blowing wind.
“demonize”
“particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can!”
“also know in swedish as “fan du””

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