Malrus


a man wh-r- who looks like a walrus (chubby and fat)
did you see that walrus sized guy banging three girls in one day hes such a malrus
(n.) an animal created at malrus co. in nowhere land, usa. 1/2 lion 1/2 walrus, a visious animal when fed any food other than cabbage. created by nowhere man on deviantart.com.
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