Malthusian Fumble
when one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.
patrice: the tenor’s entrance to the stage last night at the opera was magnificently malthusian!
bm: he’s on the 15…the 10…the 5…. oh no it was a malthusian fumble!
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