Maltstream


adjetive used to describe either a band, celebrity, or person who often describes itself as “alternative”, but usually watch mtv and go shopping at american eagle outfitters.

comes from the next equation:
mainstream + alternative = maltstream
radiohead, muse, phoenix, and vampire weekend are so maltstream, you better listen to some girls alb-m

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