Malty


the taste or feeling of malt.
-whilst sipping beer-
mmm, i’d say this is a bit malty wouldst thou not agree?
when a person becomes so aroused, they literally foam either v-g-n-l or pre-seminal fluid from their s-xual organs.
did you see that girl dancing with me last night? she was so malty my trousers are still wet!

that guy is so malty i can’t tell which stains on his jeans are part of the design!
1. (adj)softened, made soft; has become soft
2. (adj)having a soft, even personality
3. (adj)having a non-leader/supporter characteristic
1. (a) this stick of b-tter has become malty. (b) the water turned the rice malty.
2. (a) “your friend is very malty” (b) “well, i’m a malty kind of guy.”
3. (a) batman is the hero, robin is the malty one. (b) “being malty doesn’t make one weak, it makes other people strong.”

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