Malware Reunion
when a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.
email 1: mike? it’s me sheila from law school – long time no speak! i think you have a virus on your computer because i’m getting spam from you. anyways – how is life going – where are you working?
email 2: hi sheila – good to hear from you and sorry about the spam – what a nice malware reunion! i started my own practice a year ago. where are you working?
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