Malyn
woman with the face of an angel, eyes the color of the ocean and better lips than angelina jolie. funniest, smartest, most clever person on the face of the earth. gives the best blowies and is a goddess in the bedroom. always gets double takes whereever she goes. better than everyone else.
“i need a malyn in my life….so i can be complete”
malyn is very uncommon name. they’ve got booty, and they’re good at s-x. they get around.
oh, you’ve done malyn, too?
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