malyssa
a s-xy beast with a large booty who’s ex has a large p-n-s. she’s brunette and did i mention s-xy? she loves pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. shes puerto rican and is in love with jackie and alexa
malyssa, i shall call you melishnaw!
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