mamaphone
someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (etymology: a quasi-h-m-phone of h-m-phone.)
caller: h-llo, is john there?
john: yeah, it’s me, mom.
caller: actually, this is janice from at&t. would you like to upgrade your service? we’re offering a special to people in your area.
john:
girlfriend: frank, be back here by 7. no excuses.
frank: yes, dear.
frank’s bro: dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
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