mamba


an disproportionately large c-ck
hot girl: oh mike, what is that you’ve got there?

brettmiestergeneral: that my dear is a mamba – it may poke your eye out..
plural of mamba (candy). dependent on context pertains to girls v-g-n-s. recently, girls have been referring to their juice with this term.
1. dude did you get some mambas?
2. nah, got skittles

1. how were your mambas last night?
2. juicy and tight. you?
1. floppy
mamba is crocodile in swahili
in swahili:kuna mamba ndani ya maji

in english:there is a croc in the water
code word for s-x or having s-x for a long period of time with the opposite s-x
here do you want a mamba?
do you want to do the horizontal mamba?

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