Mambis
the mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the g-d given physical capability) accidentally bites its own p-n-s off. this usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed p-n-s back on, instead of seeking medical help.
the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are cl-ssified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo w-ng biting accident.
charlie: quit yer b-tchin, ya mambis
mambis: oh g-d! does anyone know how to reattach a severed p-n-s?!
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