Mambo dogface to the banana patch?


another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: “may i use the restroom?” as defined by steve martin in “philosophy/religion/college/language” on his wild and crazy guy alb-m.
i’ve got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. whenever you’re around them, talk wrong. so, now it’s like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, ‘mambo dogface to the banana patch?’

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