squoke


a mixed alcoholic beverage combining kraken rum (squid on bottle) and either c-ke or diet c-ke. the combination of “squid” and “c-ke” create the terminology of “squoke”
yes, make me a squoke, diet or regular is fine
a painful way of hurting someone. half poke half squeeze. much like pinching, except more painful. often used in special martial arts.
bob: -squokes michael
michael: yooouch!!! -blows up
bob: omg

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