mameshiba
the creepiest thing on the internet. a frightening bean-dog hybrid that will speak right before someone eats it, giving random trivia. it is not cute. it is evil and will make you mash all your beans before you eat them out of fear that one will wake up and lecture you on the mating habits of a flamingo or other scary sh-t and make you lose your appet-te.
bean: mameshibaaaa~ did you know… that a hippo sweats –
me: dieeee! omg die die die!!! -smashes bean-
a bunch of half bean- half dogs from j-pan, so you you know it’s messed up. they are complete trolls, messing with people at every turn. they show up when people are eating, simply to disturb them with trivia that ruins the mood. it is usually followed by the person who was about to eat shuddering, and the whole scene getting dark.
boy: -studying hard-
mame-shiba: did you know an ostrich forgets what it just learned very quickly?
boy: no distractions!
(as he is studying for a test, the shiba bean telling him that things are forgotten easily just makes him worry about the test)
man: -about to kiss girlfriend-
shiba: 42 million germs per second are transmitted while kissing!
man: never mind.
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