Mammoth Cave
a very very very very wooly v-g-n-.
i remember all the mammoth caves from the 60’s.
a deep, dark abyss (-ss hole) in which large mammoths (sh-t) dwell. when the mammoths (sh-t) become too crowded they tend to exit the mammoth cave (-ss hole) in a hasty manner.
“my mammoth cave is way too crowded man, i need to release some mammoths.”
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