Progress Barf


the act of a computer software progress bar (percent complete indicator) that gets stuck at 99% or 100% or even worse wraps back around to 0% and starts all over.
ted: “hey ed, are you ready to go? we’re waiting!”

ed: “sorry, i went to apply these adobe and microsoft software patches and i -thought- they were done but now i am stuck in progress barf h-ll because someone needs to teach those b-st-rds what the definition of 100% complete actually means!!!! this progress bar just keeps wrapping around, not sure why they even bother, it should just show a picture of a dude with a gun to his head going ‘click click click’!”

ted: “i feel your pain bro. catch ya later!”

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