Mammut
a dead word now revived to be used as a combined word for all courtesy in a society.
girlfriends mother: goodbye.
you: mammut.
girlfriends mother: what a fine young man.
the common latin genus name for the now-extinct wooly mammoth, also the name of several types of businesses world wide.
this exclamation is useful for sufferers of constipation wishing to ease the flow of their defecation. it can also be used as an exclamation of any emotionally charged situation. the size of the mammoth and the rough nature of the word’s pr-nounciation makes it ideal for any such emotionally charged scenario.
1) in the bathroom, sat at the toilet, it’s not going too well. as you squeeze one last time you coordinate your words with your bowel movement and scream “mammut!!”
2) you try and buy tickets to a concert online for you and a housemate, but the website is so overcrowded that its server is crashing, you are frustrated…”mammut !”…you try to get in several times and when you finally do, the tickets have sold out, you are angry…”mammut!&quo t; all of a sudden, your housemate comes in and says he managed to get through from his computer, and has the tickets for both of you, you are ecstatic…”mammut!! ”
3) you are at war with the enemy. as you look upon the barren wastelands where your comrades have fallen, you see a battalion approaching yours. you gather your men, prepare for attack, and as you charge you let out your warcry…”mammut!!”
the common latin genus name for the now-extinct wooly mammoth, also the name of a swiss clothing company, a uae-based construction material company amongst other types of companies world wide.
this exclamation is useful for sufferers of constipation wishing to ease the flow of their defecation. it can also be used as an exclamation of any emotionally charged situation. the size of the mammoth and the rough nature of the word’s pr-nounciation makes it ideal for any such emotionally charged scenario.
1) in the bathroom, sat at the toilet, it’s not going too well. as you squeeze one last time you coordinate your words with your bowel movement and scream “mammut!!”
2) you try and buy tickets to a concert online for you and a housemate, but the website is so overcrowded that its server is crashing, you are frustrated…”mammut!”…you try to get in several times and when you finally do, the tickets have sold out, you are angry…”mammut!” all of a sudden, your housemate comes in and says he managed to get through from his computer, and has the tickets for both of you, you are ecstatic…”mammut!!”
3) you are at war with the enemy. as you look upon the barren wastelands where your comrades have fallen, you see a battalion approaching yours. you gather your men, prepare for attack, and as you charge you let out your warcry…”mammut!”
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