Man Apron
man apr-n: the act of a man cooking topless in order to keep his shirt cleanish. best done if said man has a mane of chest hair.
hey man, it looks like that juice coming out of that steak might splatter on your shirt. want this apr-n?
-no. (quickly removes shirt) man apr-n!!!!
skin never stains!
-awesome. and that steak smells delicious.
-yep.
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