man cannon


the male reproductive organ
draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!
1. a device in halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in forge.

2. a p-n-s
1. “did you see that?! i just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!”

2. “why don’t you come over here and check out my man cannon?”
a huge mans p-n-s
1.i have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.omg look at his man-cannon
slang for the word p-n-s. about 6-12 inches long.
eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her t-tties while she was getting ready to call it a night.
c-ck. d-ck. dong.

all of the above.
“suckmyglock45 loves to suck man-cannon until it fires in his mouth”
two different meanings:

a: some gadgetry in halo 3 that throws a player either high up or far out into the distance, only to be sniped, skeet shot, or a battle rifle m-ssage in the back when he or she lands.

b: a bunch of jocks that take a scrawny or morbidly obese high school student, one holds each arm, then they sling the ‘ammo’ into a crowd or another scrawny kid or morbidly obese person at terminal velocity. side effects to mancannoning someone can include, but is not limited to, temporary paralysis, permanent paralysis, eating concrete or other terrain, fractures, sprains, death, fights, embarr-ssment, disciplinary action, and commonly, unexpected gas.
a: lololz i mancannond and landed on a tripine it went boom headshot ftw lolffffff.

b: i mancannoned ned into fatty just now. it was funny until we found out he had to get his face reconstructed in plastic surgery.
when you squeeze a scr-t-m so each t-st-cl- is on either side of your fist
if you say that one more time i will man cannon you!

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