man canyon
man canyon- (man can-yin) (n) a crevice or canyon (such as the grand canyon) in a male specimen
russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy
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holy moly judy, that man canyon is deep!
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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!
a man cave so expansive that ‘cave’ just does not do it proper justice.
larry’s 1400 sq ft man cave has a fully outfitted work out room, air hockey, pool table, poker table, dart board, 25′ hd projection screen, wii and a beer fridge. i think it has made the leap from man cave to man canyon!
the canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. the depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.
hans: “how deep is your man canyon jake?”
jake: “i don’t want to talk about that anymore, size doesn’t even matter”
hans: “dude, you don’t even have a man canyon, do you?”
jake: “don’t tell my parents, please dude”
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