man-crab


mythical part man, part-crab…possibly a man with crabs…scratches alot in private areas, obsessed with chachi, acting like it’s cracked-out, and makes a noise “geeee.”

see also: james smith (legend of the man-crab)
man crab: “hey s-xy dave…geeeeeee.” “i’m the best wal-mart unloader there ever was, boi!”

dave: ahhhhhh! man-crab! call batman!

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