man crusties


when one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can’t open their eyes because there is dried s-m-n stuck on them. very similar to eye boogers (rheum).
i was so p-ssed when my girlfriend wouldn’t have s-x with me last night, so i jacked off and unloaded a torrential c-m storm on her face. when she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn’t cause they were full of man crusties.

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