man custard


the creamy product forcibly -j-c-l-t-d following stimulation of a man’s p-n-s.

man custard is often found as an additional free topping on san marino pizza.
yes, i’d like to order a hawaiian pizza without man custard please.
c-m,j-zz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc
im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

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