Man Flesh


a single line that lurtz the orc captain from lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring, responds with when he is asked, quote, “what is it?” by one of his fellow orcs. “urr, what is it??” a two second pause…. “man flesh!”
an example would be if you are sitting in cl-ss one day and your teacher, who happens to be male, walks into the room. as soon as he comes into view say this,… -sniff sniff-…”i smell man flesh!” then get up and tackle him and decapitate him if neccessary. if you have a woman teacher, then… well, if she can p-ss as a man, then go ahead and do it. might be even funnier. :p
the flesh, or body, of a member of the human race as opposed to an elf, orc, dwarf, etc.
(big orc sniffs the air)

mauhúr: “what is it? what do you smell?”

uglúk: “man-flesh.”
this term, derived from lord of the rings the two towers when:
orc 1: -snif sniff-
orc 2: “what is it…what do you smell?”
urak hai: “manflesh”
manflesh
the flesh that only men have, down below the waist. girls like to suck on it.
noo!!! pleez don’t cut off my man flesh!!!

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