Man Goo Shampoo

-j-c-l-t-ng onto a female’s body or hair and rubbing it in.
man 1: she is just acting like a real b-tch these days.
man 2: just giver her the ol’ man goo shampoo treatment.

girl 1: what’s wrong with your hair?
girl 2: my -sshole boyfriend came in my hair!
girl 1: why the f-ck did he do that?
girl 2: he said it was a “man goo shampoo”, and it would make me a stronger person.

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