man hands

(n) phrase to describe a woman’s hands when they are ‘less than feminine’. from the tv show seinfeld.
she’s got man hands!
an otherwise normal woman with large, masculine hands.
jerry: she had manhands.
elaine: man, hands?
jerry: the hands of a man. like a creature out of greek mythology. she was part human, part horrible beast.
a girl who has very masculine hands, preferably way too tall in the hand region
oh my gosh, she shoved her man hands down his throat.
when a woman’s hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. coined by the television show “seinfeld”
that b-tch ain’t givin’ me a hand job, she got man hands!
a creature that claims to be female, but appears to have male genitalia. “she” speaks in a low voice, is constantly surrounded by a h–rd of pimply lesbians. “she”/it has been know to bust into houses at night and a—raping anyone it sees. the only known protection is from a hot girl.

looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a “reverse-b-n-r”, when the p-n-s turns inside out and slowly turns into a v-g-n- to be raped by the man-hands.

the only know cure for a reverse-b-n-r is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular b-n-r.
spencer: “did you know it’s national man-hands awareness week?”
connor: “no i didn’t. i better go download some p0rn”

jamie: “ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! i got a reverse b-n-r!”
andrew: “look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. follow them.”
a woman who has abnormally large hockey weathered hands.
erin from brookfield has man hands.
a girl who will bang pretty much all of your friends, acquaintances, random strangers at the bar, etc.
“i thought they were just friends?” they were, until she started being a manhands.”