Man Hump

when one heteros-xual man (man a) runs up behind another (man b) , jumps, pushes of the man b’s shoulders, and humps the man b as high up on his back as possible. this is usually done to show man a’s dominance over man b, or to make man b subservient.
rob: dammit steve! quit man humping me! it’s annoying as h-ll!

steve: maybe i would if you weren’t such a little b-tch.
when two fully clothed (non) gay men kiss and frolick with one another in a public display of animalistic psuedo-affection.
chris got so liquored last night he attacked that unsuspecting fellow in the soft hat and started man humping him on the ground.

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