Man iron
to yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
julie: “hey brad, uh, that shirt’s kind of wrinkled. you sure you want to wear that to your first date?”
brad: “wrinkled? i’ll just man iron it!” (pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
julie: “it’s still kind of wrinkled. and now the collar’s ripped.”
brad: “women don’t really notice these things, right?”
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