man jam

slightly salty gentleman’s relish produced from warm curdled clam juice. often used as a skin cleanser, hair tonic or for decorative purposes (necklace, nose, chin, ear, inner-thigh, armpit, between the toes and other less accessible parts of the anatomy)
“open wide!” moaned dennis. and with that, he shot his man jam right down my throat.

– from the autobiography of baroness margaret thatcher
a homemade high-protein preserve traditionally distilled in two spherical receptacles. best served in a series of short sharp jets over a pair of perfectly proportioned buns or baps.
girl: “eric, my fingers keep brushing against something hard in the popcorn. is anything in there?”
eric, popcorn bucket on his lap: “no, i don’t think so. here grab another handful.”
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five minutes later
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girl:”eric, why does the popcorn suddenly taste like manjam?”
eric:”er..don’t know. probably just…er…no i really haven’t a clue. couldn’t give ya one good reason, i’m afraid. nope. er, hang on, maybe…ah no…nope…i can’t think why at all. sorry. no idea.”
slang for s-m-n, sperm, c-m, j-zz, et al.
she wore my manjam home like a gold medal after i gave her the mother of all pearl necklaces last night!
c-m
i shot manjam all over her face
white viscous fluid ejected from a mans p-n-s during -j-c-l-t–n. -j-c-l-t-. sperm.
see also: “baby gravy”, “man paste”, “man custard”, “c-ck paste”, “c-m”, “j-zz”, “root juice”, “seed”, “s-m-n”, “sperm”, “sp-nk”, or “splooge
eric is such a wh-r-, he cannot get enough man jam in his -ss.

or

i drilled chris long and hard and finally filled her p-ssy with my man jam.
men interacting with other men
there was a serious manjam in the bar the other night
when a man wearing spandex riding a bicycle’s p-n-s and t-st-cl-s are jammed so tightly together it looks like a lump.
“bro, did you see the manjam on that guy?”

“yeah, it looked like a camel toe and a moose knuckle tied into one!”

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